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We’ve had seven movies and still I must ask: WHEN WILL IT BE ANKYLOSAURUS’ TIME TO SHINE??
Published on July 3, 2025
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<p><em>Jurassic World Rebirth</em> is a standalone sequel to 2022’s <em>Jurassic World Dominion</em>—a film I did not see. This iterations was directed by Gareth Edwards, and written by screenwriter David Koepp, who co-wrote the original <em>Jurassic Park</em>, and its sequel <em>The Lost World,</em> also wrote two of my favorite films of the year so far, <em>Prescence</em> and <em>Black Bag</em>, both with director Steven Soderberg.</p>
<p>Scarlett Johansson plays Zora Bennett, the guide protecting the mission paleontologist Dr. Henry Loomis, and the slutty little glasses he bears on his adorable face. Dr. Loomis is played by Jonathan Bailey, the glasses are played by an excellent pair of glasses. Mahershala Ali, who will always be Blade in my mind even if he never gets to play him onscreen, is Duncan Kincaid, Zora’s right hand person, and Ed Skrein, Philippine Velge, and Bechir Sylvain round out the team as Bobby, Nina, and Leclerc.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-image aligncenter size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1100" height="568" src="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-4-1100x568.jpg" alt="Dr. Henry Loomis in Jurassic World Rebirth." class="wp-image-817569" srcset="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-4-1100x568.jpg 1100w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-4-740x382.jpg 740w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-4-768x397.jpg 768w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-4-1536x793.jpg 1536w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-4.jpg 2000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">(The syringe? Big. The glasses? Captivating.) Credit: Universal Pictures</figcaption></figure>
<p>The mission is set in motion by ParkerGenix wonk Martin Krebs, who is played by Rupert Friend, thus providing a physical manifestation of the question “If not friend why Friend-shaped?” (For a friendlier Friend, allow me to direct you to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn59j75Q1Mc" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">this recent Wes Anderson fountain pen ad</a>, of which he is the star.) </p>
<p>Manuel Garcia-Rulfo is Reuben Delgado (more on him in a minute), whose family is rescued by Duncan after a totally avoidable shipwreck that is entirely Mr. Delgado’s fault. Mr. Delgado is joined by his two daughters, teenage Teresa (Luna Blaise), and very small Isabella (Audrina Miranda). Teresa’s boyfriend Xavier (David Iacono) is along for the shipwrecking as well, for no reason I can understand, and soon became my second favorite character in the film. </p>
<p>I often really love it when a movie is multiple movies in one. I like big swings. I like dissonant tones and jangling character work and mood shifts and weird subplots and tonal cul de sacs.</p>
<p>…when they work.</p>
<p>Parts of <em>Jurassic World Rebirth </em>work quite well. Jonathan Bailey’s Dr. Henry Loomis is now my second favorite character in the entire franchise, after Dr. Ian Malcolm, and he and Scarlett Johansson develop decent chemistry over the course of the film. The adventure aspects, when all the characters have to troop through the jungle while all manner of dinos surround them, are fun. And best of all, there are a few moments that reach for the transcendent joy of Drs. Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler first staring awestruck at a herd of dinosaurs all the way back in <em>Jurassic Park</em>.</p>
<p>Also, and this might be the bit I appreciated the most, almost everyone in the film is on the same page that the dinosaurs are living, feeling creatures, who deserve to be left alone to live their lives. No one’s here to hunt. There was an almost elegiac undertone here, a feeling that these people, decades after Isla Nublar, know that we shouldn’t have dragged the dinosaurs into our time, and know that the environment is too important for human tampering. This is underscored by the idea, repeated a few times, that most people simply don’t care about the dinosaurs anymore. Bringing them back led to about a decade of excited theme park visits, but now everyone’s Over It.</p>
<p>Which is interesting as a springboard for worldbuilding, but I’m forced to ask question: Have any of the writers met a four-year-old, ever? As long as humanity keeps producing four-year-olds, I can think of a way these kooky parks might just stay in business.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-image aligncenter size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1100" height="565" src="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-1-1100x565.jpg" alt="Rupert Friend in Jurassic World Rebirth." class="wp-image-817566" srcset="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-1-1100x565.jpg 1100w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-1-740x380.jpg 740w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-1-768x395.jpg 768w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-1-1536x790.jpg 1536w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-1.jpg 2000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">He’s great here, but you have to see him in <em>The Phoenecian Scheme</em>. Credit: Universal Pictures</figcaption></figure>
<p>BUT. For the purposes of the film, interest has waned. This is about to leave Dr. Henry Loomis out of a dino job. But the untrustworthy Mr. Krebs has a project: the scientists at his company have discovered that they can synthesize a miraculous heart treatment from the blood of dinosaurs. For some reason that is not adequately explained, they need to get samples from a Land Dino, a Water Dino, and an Air Dino. (I’m assuming this is story takes place before the Fire Dino attacks.) He collects a team to travel to the Caribbean to retrieve blood samples, with Loomis acting as dinosaur expert, Zora Bennett acting as security, and Zora’s ragtag team of misfits and mercs getting them in and out of a region that is <em>technically</em> legally off-limits to any human, of any nation, for any reason.</p>
<p>Obviously nothing’s gonna go wrong.</p>
<p>After way too much exposition, and a scene of trauma-info-expo-dump that Johansson and Ali somehow made almost palatable, they’re all underway, and for a little while the film just about works.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the Delgado family are sailing through this off-limits area for reasons that defy reason, and they are on a collision course <s>with wackiness </s>CERTAIN BLOODY DINOSAUR-BASED DEATH.</p>
<p>I’m going to do my best not to spoil the film, as I’ve said, but I do have to talk about one thing, and that one thing is that this family, who end up crossing paths with our expedition and becoming co-leads, <em>are being led by the worst cinematic dad I have ever seen</em>. Not the actor! Manuel Garcia-Rulfo does a fine job with the role. But this Dad needs to seriously rethink his Dadding.</p>
<p>He’s worse than Sarik. Worse than the dad from <em>East of Eden</em>. Worse than Darth Vader.</p>
<p>You have to work your way down the list to King Triton and <em>Leland Palmer </em>to out-do this Dad.</p>
<p>The <em>only</em> way his decisions make sense is if he’s actively trying to lose his kids in an “accident” for insurance purposes. </p>
<p>This man decides that in order to celebrate the last summer before his teenage daughter goes off to NYU, he needs to sail across the Caribbean with her <em>very</em> small younger sister, and, INEXPLICABLY, her boyfriend, whose only character trait for the first 1/3 of the film is “this boy is so lazy and sleepy all the time it’s <em>incomprehensible </em>that he got off the couch to join them on this trip.” (As I said, he gets better, provides some of the best laughs in the film, and became my Second Favorite Character by the end.) The introduction of the family is mostly just Mr. Delgado being angry at Xavier for not helping out on the boat, but I missed a lot of the nuance because my entire brain was screaming “Why is he on this family trip? Why have you brought your tiny daughter who doesn’t even know how to tie knots yet?? Why are <em>any</em> of you on this trip through the forbidden dinosaur ocean???”</p>
<figure class="wp-block-image aligncenter size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1100" height="458" src="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-11-1100x458.jpg" alt="A Mosasaurus does her best impression of an anti-yacht Orca in Jurassic World Rebirth." class="wp-image-817572" srcset="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-11-1100x458.jpg 1100w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-11-740x308.jpg 740w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-11-768x320.jpg 768w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-11-1536x640.jpg 1536w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-11.jpg 2000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Mosasaurus has long been known as the Orca of the ancient world. Credit: Universal Pictures</figcaption></figure>
<p>And like, <em>what are the sleeping arrangements on this small boat</em>????? On this trip that consists of Dad, Teenage Daughter, Tiny Innocent Daughter, and Teenage Daughter’s Teenage Boyfriend!!!!! This is not a yacht, this is a mid-size sailboat, and <em>there is no privacy</em>.</p>
<p>I just…I can’t think about this anymore, let me get back to Dad’s incompetence.</p>
<p>Naturally things go sideways, (“things” = their tiny, tiny boat, and, eventually, Dad’s leg) which means they have to join up with Zora, Dr. Loomis, and their whole crew. But at one point all the people have to split up and trek across Ile Saint-Hubert, where the poor little girl is terrorized into a night catatonic state. And here’s where the dad’s other fuckup lies: he keeps telling them all “It’ll be OK”, “You’re OK”, “The [place I’ve never been to] is only a mile away”—stuff like that. And maybe this is simply my abrupt and unexpected passion for <em>The Pitt </em>speaking, but DON’T MAKE PROMISES YOU CANNOT KEEP. <em>Especially</em> not to terrified children. If you’re in a life-threatening situation, you don’t tell the kids “You’re ok” when they’re obviously NOT, and you don’t tell them places are a specific distance when you have no clue how much they’ll have to walk. Of course you need hope in a situation like that (ummm a situation where you’re on the run from dinosaurs who have been brought back to life WHY WERE YOU SAILING THROUGH THESE WATERS THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER DINO-FREE WATERS) but false hope is just going to be demoralizing in the long run.</p>
<p>OK.</p>
<p>Thank you for letting me get that out of my system.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-image aligncenter size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1100" height="543" src="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-5-1100x543.jpg" alt="Duncan Kincaid (Mahershala Ali) in Jurassic World Rebirth." class="wp-image-817570" srcset="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-5-1100x543.jpg 1100w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-5-740x366.jpg 740w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-5-768x379.jpg 768w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-5-1536x759.jpg 1536w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-5.jpg 2000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Just imagine how cool this character would look in a black leather duster, wielding a sword, killing vampires. Credit: Universal Pictures</figcaption></figure>
<p>As I said, once everyone’s on Ile Saint-Hubert, and they’re evading being a dino charcuterie board, this film can be a fun watch. But even here it’s so tonally jarring that I was pushed out at times. One second we’re fully invested in Dr. Henry Loomis’ awestruck wonder at seeing live dinosaurs in their natural habitat, the next we’re watching little Isabella get menaced by a T-Rex in a scene that verges on trauma porn, and finally tips into emotional manipulation, and I say this as someone who can’t keep the grin off my face every time I see the “Tim and Lexi are trapped in the car by the T-Rex” scene in the original. But then they have to climb down to a <em>Quetzalcoatlus</em>’s nest, or a Raptor Pack makes an appearance, and all is forgiven again.</p>
<p>My biggest issue with the film, other than the inclusion of the Delgado contingent, is that the writing is too expository and repetitive—if it turned out that this was two separate drafts, outlining two separate directions for the franchise, that were then mashed together into one script not unlike an ungainly mutated dinosaur, it would not surprise me. I ended up feeling like we were told almost everything at least twice, but in slightly different way. The same dinosaur is described as being the size of a school bus <em>and</em> the size of an F-16—just pick one! And only tell us once! This is a movie, we want to be surprised when we see it! People repeat their traumas multiple times while different slowed-down variants of John Williams’ classic theme plays—we get that they’re traumatized! Let us stay in the moment! Reuben Delgado tries to act vaguely Father Figure-ish to Xavier multiple times, which like, no! He can do better! Let Dr. Loomis parent him! The film is also at least a half an hour longer than it needs to be. I kept imagining a stronger version, that was simply about a scientific expedition to the island with way less tragic backstory and way more dinosaurs. </p>
<p>One thing that works really well, and maybe brings this closer to being a horror film, is that multiple times the audience realizes that there’s a dinosaur lurking near a human long before the human realizes it. This creates an effective sense of dread and menace—there are a few actual jump scares, but a lot of these scenes are just hammering home the idea that <em>the humans do not belong there</em>. They are in someone else’s home, and they need to be polite and get out as fast as possible.</p>
<p>We get some greatest hits: <em>Dilophosaurus</em> (The One that Ate Newman) <em>Compsognathus</em> (The Vicious Little Suckers from the opening of <em>The Lost World</em>), <em>T-Rex </em>of course, some <em>Velociraptors</em>, and one way-too-brief appearance by the Objectively Best Dino: <em>Ankylosaur</em>. (Don’t worry, she doesn’t get hurt.) We’re treated to star turns from four newer ones: <em>Aquilops</em>, <em>Mosasaurus</em> (who made such an, um, impression in <em>Jurassic World</em>), a <em>Titanosaurus</em>, and a <em>Quetzalcoatlus</em>.</p>
<p>There’s one more dinosaur who gets a big role, but to discuss her <strong>I’ll need to get a little more spoilery, so please skip down a paragraph if you want to go in cold</strong>.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-image aligncenter size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1100" height="532" src="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-3-1100x532.jpg" alt="Things are not going well at the lab in Jurassic World Rebirth." class="wp-image-817568" srcset="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-3-1100x532.jpg 1100w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-3-740x358.jpg 740w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-3-768x372.jpg 768w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-3-1536x743.jpg 1536w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-3.jpg 2000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">The Arrival sequel takes a dark turn. Credit: Universal Pictures</figcaption></figure>
<p>This movie’s big reveal is a mutated creature called a D-Rex, and my question here is a simple one: WHY. WHY WOULD SOMEONE CREATE THIS. WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT. WHY DID NO ONE EVER SAY NO. It’s literally a supersized T-Rex, <em>except with a fucking Xenomorph head</em>. I’m not kidding. I often mention in my review of horror movies that nothing scares me, but, well, we might have found the thing.</p>
<p><strong>Spoilers are now extinct! It’s safe to rejoin the review!</strong></p>
<p>But by far the best aspect of the film, as I said, is just how much it’s #TeamDino. At one point a merc shows off the neurotoxin darts he’s brought along for protection, and when Dr. Loomis is horrified at them, the merc says “Is this the part where you tell me it’s a crime to kill a dinosaur?” and he snaps back with “No, it’s a <em>sin</em> to kill a dinosaur.” The other mercs smile at that, but it quickly becomes clear that they agree with him more than Mr. Neurotoxin. Dr. Loomis is a proud, enthusiastic nerd, and no one ever barks at him to “Speak ENGLISH!” or rushes him along when he finally comes face-to-face with creatures he’s only seen in books.</p>
<figure class="wp-block-image aligncenter size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1100" height="516" src="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-2-1100x516.jpg" alt="Dr. Henry Loomis is awestruck while Zora Barrett is pretty nervous in Jurassic World Rebirth." class="wp-image-817567" srcset="https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-2-1100x516.jpg 1100w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-2-740x347.jpg 740w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-2-768x360.jpg 768w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-2-1536x720.jpg 1536w, https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-2.jpg 2000w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Look how happy he is! Why can’t the whole movie be this? Credit: Universal Pictures</figcaption></figure>
<p>At one point he tells the others, “I want to die in a shallow pool and be covered by silt,” one of the grizzled jacks-of-all-trades sincerely replies with “That’s beautiful, man,” only for Loomis to follow up with “that’s the best chance of fossilization.” Which is a really funny bit, but he means it, and no one makes fun of him for it. Later, when he explains that humans probably won’t last as long as dinosaurs did, and that “Earth will shake us off like a summer cold” everyone just listens to him and accepts it. His nerdery is appreciated and respected, and he and Zora develop a really nice bond over the course of the film that I suppose could become romantic if they make more of these, but as it stands they become two coworkers who like each other as people, and have each others’ backs. Of course, Zora’s own personality and motivation is all over the map, but at least she’s a bad ass without being a bully for no reason. (There’s also no weird subplot implying that any of the women in the movie need to get cracking on the childbearing—a plus after <em>Jurassic World</em>!) </p>
<p>Does the film stick the landing? Parts of it. The action all culminates in a series of pretty intense, <em>Alien</em>-ish chase scenes, with characters either acting in their own or each others’ interests in ways that make emotional sense, even if they do become a bit ham-fisted. And don’t worry, just as in all <em>Jurassic</em> films, a couple people make truly idiotic decisions that might lead to sequels. </p>
<p>But at the same time , does the film really need to exist? Not really. It’s much, much better than <em>Jurassic World</em>, but that’s not much of a bar to clear. I just hope that, if filmmakers are going to keep bringing these poor creatures back from extinction, they’ll come up with more interesting stuff for them to do.[end-mark]</p>
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